What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.