What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.