What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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You're such a Frank Castle.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.