Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.
Get off at the next stop!
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
A golden receiver!
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
Cause two Wongs don't make a white
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
