What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil