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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns