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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.