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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".