How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers