Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.