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Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.