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Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.