Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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