Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Legged Woman Jokes More Legged Woman Jokes

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Eileen Jokes More Eileen Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.