Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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He's looking over his shoulder

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Oinkment

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels