Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.