Straight Razor Jokes

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.