What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.