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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote