What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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A weeafood

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.