Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

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Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.