Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

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Message Jokes More Message Jokes

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...