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Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.