What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.