What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!