How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call a comatose Pope?

Esteemed vegetable.

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.