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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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He'd get it.

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Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

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You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch