Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Human Resources.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
It was a clear day
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Jose and Hose-B
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
He puts down the three and carries the one.
A pork chop!
When it's oink-ognito.
FIXED
Because his pythons were sick
Hunch-black of Notre Dame
