Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Lets go play on our bikes.

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A porcupine.

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No hard feelings.

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No hard feelings.

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Hunch-black of Notre Dame

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch