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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch