Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
A baby hit by a snow blower
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Cuba
When it's oink-ognito.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Claude.
He was pawly. I'm sorry.