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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.938?

It was being irrational.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.