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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM