What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin