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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"