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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.