What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!