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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."