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Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!