Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
In his nutsack...
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
B
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
A Piano.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Babies grow up and stop crying
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Taco Bell for lunch
It had no arms.