Live Baby Jokes

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...