What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank