What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls