What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.