How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you get info from a french dude?

You est-ce que question

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!