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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

F Jokes More F Jokes

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."