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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"