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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.