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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.