What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...