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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.