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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!