What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

Previous Random Joke Next

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

You call him a little slow

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.