What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.