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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.