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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.