What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

A gang-aroo

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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Why do thugs play basketball?

Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges