What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.