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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers