What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.