What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What do you call a Cuban Atheist?

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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!