How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.