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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.