Coats are for pussies."My mother asks too many questions.
Aye Matey!
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
You jacket.
Your mother.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
