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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

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Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."