Your mother.
Because he's a Fungi!
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
It Depends
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
