What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.