What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok