What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

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Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.