What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!