What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!