What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

A dirt bike

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny)

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

Car Accident Jokes More Car Accident Jokes

Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted