How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny)

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun