What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.