What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!