They're always looking for some sort of change!
His loving knife.
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
One Brazillion.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Beggar you don't know!
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.