What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.