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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.