How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!