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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."