Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.