Who drives it?

The officer.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.